Now, the magic of British parks at night, as Bill Oddie presents.. Gaywatch.
Political correctness has changed everything. People forget that political correctness used to be called spastic gay talk.
As the plane lands in Glasgow airport, passengers are reminded to set their watch back, 25 years.
It turns out your not dyslexic, your just really really stupid.
I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day... Chlamydia.
Jordan ran the London marathon to help raise money for the blind. After jogging that far with her body, I'm surprised she hasn't joined them!