Why is it that it's okay to call a white person "mate" yet it's not okay to call a black guy "primate"?

The thing I don't get about paedophilia... Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy?

Jordan ran the London marathon to help raise money for the blind. After jogging that far with her body, I'm surprised she hasn't joined them!

Now, the magic of British parks at night, as Bill Oddie presents.. Gaywatch.

Stephen Hawking: Brainier than Kurt Cobain's garage wall.

Barack Obama will appeal to both black and white voters in America. White voters who'll think he's Tiger Woods.

RyanAir have been getting a hard time because they've launched a £7 flight to New York. Although as always with RyanAir it does land slightly outside of New York. In Dublin.