I feel sorry for Obama because he's still got to fight the innate racism of Americans. I mean, did you see his first speech, when he got made President and they put all that bullet proof glass in front of him? I think that shows you how racist America still is. Just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anybody.

I feel sorry for Obama because he's still got to fight the innate racism of Americans. I mean, did you see his first speech, when he got made President and they put all that bullet proof glass in front of him? I think that shows you how racist America still is. Just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anybody.

As the plane lands in Glasgow airport, passengers are reminded to set their watch back, 25 years.

If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.

Bisexuals are really attracted to senior Lib Dems - as they are both a man and a great big pussy.

Stephen Hawking: Brainier than Kurt Cobain's garage wall.

I always wondered about that woman who had that face transplant. If you went to bed with her, would that technically count as a threesome?