Now, the magic of British parks at night, as Bill Oddie presents.. Gaywatch.

Political correctness has changed everything. People forget that political correctness used to be called spastic gay talk.

Apparently they're going to bring in 'Super Asbos'. But 'Asbos' already sound too cool. Teenagers see them as a badge of honour. They should call them 'Gaybos' or 'Bender Badges'.

Now, the magic of British parks at night, as Bill Oddie presents.. Gaywatch.

Recent surveys show 3 out of 10 men have a problem with premature ejaculation. The rest just didn't really think it was a problem!

Does anyone find it ironic how a program aimed at old people is called 'Countdown'?

It turns out your not dyslexic, your just really really stupid.