Now, the magic of British parks at night, as Bill Oddie presents.. Gaywatch.

When I heard Cristiano Ronaldo was pictured holding a manbag, I was surprised it was a gucci bag and not another guy's sack.

Now, the magic of British parks at night, as Bill Oddie presents.. Gaywatch.

I live in a flat with 3 women, I call it surround sound. I keep the ugly one behind the sofa as a woofer.

RyanAir have been getting a hard time because they've launched a £7 flight to New York. Although as always with RyanAir it does land slightly outside of New York. In Dublin.

Two negatives make a positive but only in Scotland do two positives make a negative: aye right.

Let me ask you a question. How long is too long to text someone back? My wife still thinks I died in 9/11.