The owners of a dog which swallowed a diamond worth £12000 had to wait three days until it re-emerged. With a bit of planning it could have been a nice way to propose.

Barack Obama will appeal to both black and white voters in America. White voters who'll think he's Tiger Woods.

The owners of a dog which swallowed a diamond worth £12000 had to wait three days until it re-emerged. With a bit of planning it could have been a nice way to propose.

Political correctness has changed everything. People forget that political correctness used to be called spastic gay talk.

Now, the magic of British parks at night, as Bill Oddie presents.. Gaywatch.

Not only will America go to your country and kill all your people. But they'll come back 20 years later and make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers feel sad.

RyanAir have been getting a hard time because they've launched a £7 flight to New York. Although as always with RyanAir it does land slightly outside of New York. In Dublin.