I would have loved to have had a gay dad. At school, there were always kids saying 'my dad is bigger than your dad, my dad will batter your dad!' So what? My dad will shag your dad..and your dad will enjoy it.
Frankie BoylePeople who think there's no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase 'Drug-fuelled-sex-heart-attack'.
Frankie BoyleI can't help thinking the failed New York bomber would've done far more damage if he'd simply driven throught Times Square in a Toyota.
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