They're always going, don't deal with terrorists. Let's deal with them. What's Allah offering you boys, 100 virgins? We'll give you 50 slags.
Does anyone find it ironic how a program aimed at old people is called 'Countdown'?
Let me ask you a question. How long is too long to text someone back? My wife still thinks I died in 9/11.
When I went to school, sex education was mainly muttered warnings about the janitor.
It turns out your not dyslexic, your just really really stupid.
Congratulations you're 18!... On a list of 20 people I'm going to kill.