In the event of a cabin failure, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling, and untangling them will annoy you before you die.
Frankie BoyleLet me ask you a question. How long is too long to text someone back? My wife still thinks I died in 9/11.
Frankie BoyleWhen I heard Cristiano Ronaldo was pictured holding a manbag, I was surprised it was a gucci bag and not another guy's sack.
Frankie BoylePolitical correctness has changed everything. People forget that political correctness used to be called spastic gay talk.
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