For 3 Million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan in person.

When I heard Cristiano Ronaldo was pictured holding a manbag, I was surprised it was a gucci bag and not another guy's sack.

RyanAir have been getting a hard time because they've launched a £7 flight to New York. Although as always with RyanAir it does land slightly outside of New York. In Dublin.

People who think there's no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase 'Drug-fuelled-sex-heart-attack'.

As the plane lands in Glasgow airport, passengers are reminded to set their watch back, 25 years.

I want to trace my father, could you suggest a good marker pen?

Two negatives make a positive but only in Scotland do two positives make a negative: aye right.