As the plane lands in Glasgow airport, passengers are reminded to set their watch back, 25 years.
Frankie BoyleScientists have just built the world's biggest supercollider, and they're doing experiments to see what makes up protons. I hope that if the experiment's successful, the whole of our reality will dissolve, and a big sign will up come that says: Level Two.
Frankie BoyleThe owners of a dog which swallowed a diamond worth £12000 had to wait three days until it re-emerged. With a bit of planning it could have been a nice way to propose.
Frankie BoyleWhy is it that it's okay to call a white person "mate" yet it's not okay to call a black guy "primate"?
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