People who think there's no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase 'Drug-fuelled-sex-heart-attack'.

It turns out your not dyslexic, your just really really stupid.

The government are considering spending £3million on a state funeral for Margaret Thatcher when she dies. For £3million they could buy everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we'll dig a hole deep enough to deliver her to Satan ourselves.

Stephen Hawking: Brainier than Kurt Cobain's garage wall.

Recent surveys show 3 out of 10 men have a problem with premature ejaculation. The rest just didn't really think it was a problem!

Jordan ran the London marathon to help raise money for the blind. After jogging that far with her body, I'm surprised she hasn't joined them!

Welcome to Glasgow - the city where we punch people who are on fire.