Apparently they're going to bring in 'Super Asbos'. But 'Asbos' already sound too cool. Teenagers see them as a badge of honour. They should call them 'Gaybos' or 'Bender Badges'.
Frankie BoyleWhy is it that it's okay to call a white person "mate" yet it's not okay to call a black guy "primate"?
Frankie BoyleI live in a flat with 3 women, I call it surround sound. I keep the ugly one behind the sofa as a woofer.
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