Barack Obama will appeal to both black and white voters in America. White voters who'll think he's Tiger Woods.
Frankie BoyleFor 3 Million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan in person.
Frankie BoyleAs the plane lands in Glasgow airport, passengers are reminded to set their watch back, 25 years.
Frankie BoyleNobody thought Mel Gibson could play a Scot, but look at him now! Alcoholic and a racist!
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