Radio is called a medium because it is rare that anything is well done.

He always had a chip on his shoulder that he was ready to use to kindle an argument.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows the average man can see much better than he can think- Ladies' Home JournalI'd rather have two girls at seventeen than one at thirty-four

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.

During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk.