An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.
When Jack Benny plays the violin, it sounds as though the strings are still in the cat.
A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.
It was once rumored that fledgling executives walked around their offices backwards so they wouldn't have to face an issue.