Radio is called a medium because it is rare that anything is well done.

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.

She used to be a teacher but she has no class now.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart.

He has no idea what it was like to grow up in the South, where you had to hold your head down.

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.