Radio is called a medium because it is rare that anything is well done.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.

I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.

He was so narrow minded that if he fell on a pin it would blind him in both eyes.

Three million frogs' legs are served in Paris - daily. Nobody knows what became of the rest of the frogs.

A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.