On ships they call them barnacles; in business they attach themselves to desks and are called vice presidents.
My agent gets 10 percent of everything I get, except the blinding headaches.
It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips.
Television is the triumph of machine over people.
Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great.
The average vice-president is a form of executive fungus that attaches itself to a desk. On a boat this growth would be called a barnacle.