Everywhere outside New York City is Bridgeport, Connecticut.

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.

Everything is for the eye these days - TV, Life, Look, the movies. Nothing is just for the mind. The next generation will have eyeballs as big as cantaloupes and no brain at all.

Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything.

He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.

I'm a little hoarse tonight. I've been living in Chicago for the past two months, and you know how it is, yelling for help on the way home every night. Things are so tough in Chicago that at Easter time, for bunnies the little kids use porcupines.

The American arrives in Paris with a few French phrases he has culled from a conversational guide or picked up from a friend who owns a beret.