He was so narrow minded that if he fell on a pin it would blind him in both eyes.
All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
When Jack Benny plays the violin, it sounds as though the strings are still in the cat.
A molehill man is a pseudo-busy executive who comes to work at 9 AM and finds a molehill on his desk. He has until 5 PM to make this molehill into a mountain. An accomplished molehill man will often have his mountain finished before lunch.
Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you.