California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
Three million frogs' legs are served in Paris - daily. Nobody knows what became of the rest of the frogs.
I'm a little hoarse tonight. I've been living in Chicago for the past two months, and you know how it is, yelling for help on the way home every night. Things are so tough in Chicago that at Easter time, for bunnies the little kids use porcupines.
He's so small, he's a waste of skin.
Hollywood is a great place if you're an orange.
A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.