A human being is nothing but a story with skin around it.

It was once rumored that fledgling executives walked around their offices backwards so they wouldn't have to face an issue.

Hollywood is a great place if you're an orange.

He always had a chip on his shoulder that he was ready to use to kindle an argument.

Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything.

We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.