A human being is nothing but a story with skin around it.

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.

The average vice-president is a form of executive fungus that attaches itself to a desk. On a boat this growth would be called a barnacle.

Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything.

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs.

An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.

I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.