California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
He writes so well he makes me feel like putting my quill back in my goose.
A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.
A molehill man is a pseudo-busy executive who comes to work at 9 AM and finds a molehill on his desk. He has until 5 PM to make this molehill into a mountain. An accomplished molehill man will often have his mountain finished before lunch.
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.