Three million frogs' legs are served in Paris - daily. Nobody knows what became of the rest of the frogs.
The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.
The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows the average man can see much better than he can think- Ladies' Home JournalI'd rather have two girls at seventeen than one at thirty-four
There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes.
My agent gets 10 percent of everything I get, except the blinding headaches.
Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.