California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
A psychiatrists is the next man you start talking to after you start talking to yourself.
The world is a grindstone and life is your nose
Everywhere outside New York City is Bridgeport, Connecticut.
The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.