Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.

The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows the average man can see much better than he can think- Ladies' Home JournalI'd rather have two girls at seventeen than one at thirty-four

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.