She used to be a teacher but she has no class now.
My agent gets 10 percent of everything I get, except the blinding headaches.
He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.
On ships they call them barnacles; in business they attach themselves to desks and are called vice presidents.
It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips.
The average vice-president is a form of executive fungus that attaches itself to a desk. On a boat this growth would be called a barnacle.