Radio is called a medium because it is rare that anything is well done.
A psychiatrists is the next man you start talking to after you start talking to yourself.
He was so narrow minded that if he fell on a pin it would blind him in both eyes.
To a newspaperman, a human being is an item with skin wrapped around it.
If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.
I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.