The S.S. Sierra was a ten-thousand-ton vessel. Today, lifeboats bigger than the Sierra are found on the Queen Mary and other luxury liners.

The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows the average man can see much better than he can think- Ladies' Home JournalI'd rather have two girls at seventeen than one at thirty-four

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.

Three million frogs' legs are served in Paris - daily. Nobody knows what became of the rest of the frogs.

The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.

Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great.

He has no idea what it was like to grow up in the South, where you had to hold your head down.