All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
My hometown was so dull that one time the tide went out and never came back.
Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
Hush, little bright line, don’t you cry You’ll be a cliché by and by.