Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.
The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.
Everything is for the eye these days - TV, Life, Look, the movies. Nothing is just for the mind. The next generation will have eyeballs as big as cantaloupes and no brain at all.
An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.