An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.
My agent gets 10 percent of everything I get, except the blinding headaches.
Success is like dealing with your kid or teaching your wife to drive. Sooner or later you'll end up in the police station.
She used to be a teacher but she has no class now.
Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.
Hush, little bright line, don’t you cry You’ll be a cliché by and by.