I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
Fred AllenA molehill man is a pseudo-busy executive who comes to work at 9 AM and finds a molehill on his desk. He has until 5 PM to make this molehill into a mountain. An accomplished molehill man will often have his mountain finished before lunch.
Fred AllenThree million frogs' legs are served in Paris - daily. Nobody knows what became of the rest of the frogs.
Fred Allen