He has no idea what it was like to grow up in the South, where you had to hold your head down.

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.

Everywhere outside New York City is Bridgeport, Connecticut.

Hollywood is a great place if you're an orange.

An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

My agent gets 10 percent of everything I get, except the blinding headaches.