He has no idea what it was like to grow up in the South, where you had to hold your head down.

The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.

We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.

I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man.

Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything.

A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.

An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.