I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.
I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.
If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.
He has no idea what it was like to grow up in the South, where you had to hold your head down.
He's so small, he's a waste of skin.
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.