He has no idea what it was like to grow up in the South, where you had to hold your head down.

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.

Hollywood is a great place if you're an orange.

A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.

My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.

On ships they call them barnacles; in business they attach themselves to desks and are called vice presidents.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.