English coffee tastes like water that has been squeezed out of a wet sleeve.
It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips.
Everywhere outside New York City is Bridgeport, Connecticut.
Television is a triumph of equipment over people.
After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.
He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.