He always had a chip on his shoulder that he was ready to use to kindle an argument.

I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.

The average vice-president is a form of executive fungus that attaches itself to a desk. On a boat this growth would be called a barnacle.

A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.

A molehill man is a pseudo-busy executive who comes to work at 9 AM and finds a molehill on his desk. He has until 5 PM to make this molehill into a mountain. An accomplished molehill man will often have his mountain finished before lunch.

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.