He always had a chip on his shoulder that he was ready to use to kindle an argument.

An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.

The average vice-president is a form of executive fungus that attaches itself to a desk. On a boat this growth would be called a barnacle.

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart.

An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.