He always had a chip on his shoulder that he was ready to use to kindle an argument.

Television is the triumph of machine over people.

Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.

I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.

A molehill man is a pseudo-busy executive who comes to work at 9 AM and finds a molehill on his desk. He has until 5 PM to make this molehill into a mountain. An accomplished molehill man will often have his mountain finished before lunch.

My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.