On ships they call them barnacles; in business they attach themselves to desks and are called vice presidents.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The average vice-president is a form of executive fungus that attaches itself to a desk. On a boat this growth would be called a barnacle.

I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man.

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.

The American arrives in Paris with a few French phrases he has culled from a conversational guide or picked up from a friend who owns a beret.

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.