My agent gets 10 percent of everything I get, except the blinding headaches.
An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.
A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.
I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.