Three million frogs' legs are served in Paris - daily. Nobody knows what became of the rest of the frogs.

I'm a little hoarse tonight. I've been living in Chicago for the past two months, and you know how it is, yelling for help on the way home every night. Things are so tough in Chicago that at Easter time, for bunnies the little kids use porcupines.

An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.

The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.