Three million frogs' legs are served in Paris - daily. Nobody knows what became of the rest of the frogs.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

The American arrives in Paris with a few French phrases he has culled from a conversational guide or picked up from a friend who owns a beret.

All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.

The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.