Three million frogs' legs are served in Paris - daily. Nobody knows what became of the rest of the frogs.

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.

We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.

A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.

Hollywood is a great place if you're an orange.

It was once rumored that fledgling executives walked around their offices backwards so they wouldn't have to face an issue.

The American arrives in Paris with a few French phrases he has culled from a conversational guide or picked up from a friend who owns a beret.