Three million frogs' legs are served in Paris - daily. Nobody knows what became of the rest of the frogs.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people.

We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.

I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.

Everything is for the eye these days - TV, Life, Look, the movies. Nothing is just for the mind. The next generation will have eyeballs as big as cantaloupes and no brain at all.