Three million frogs' legs are served in Paris - daily. Nobody knows what became of the rest of the frogs.

A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.

A human being is nothing but a story with skin around it.

She used to be a teacher but she has no class now.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.