Everything is for the eye these days - TV, Life, Look, the movies. Nothing is just for the mind. The next generation will have eyeballs as big as cantaloupes and no brain at all.

A human being is nothing but a story with skin around it.

Three million frogs' legs are served in Paris - daily. Nobody knows what became of the rest of the frogs.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart.

Hollywood is a great place if you're an orange.

The S.S. Sierra was a ten-thousand-ton vessel. Today, lifeboats bigger than the Sierra are found on the Queen Mary and other luxury liners.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.