I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.
The world is a grindstone and life is your nose
I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.
To a newspaperman, a human being is an item with skin wrapped around it.
English coffee tastes like water that has been squeezed out of a wet sleeve.
Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart.