Condensed milk is wonderful. I don't see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans.
Television is the triumph of machine over people.
I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man.
An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.
All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.
The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.