Television is a triumph of equipment over people.

The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.

I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.

The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.

The American arrives in Paris with a few French phrases he has culled from a conversational guide or picked up from a friend who owns a beret.

On ships they call them barnacles; in business they attach themselves to desks and are called vice presidents.

Condensed milk is wonderful. I don't see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans.