He's so small, he's a waste of skin.
It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips.
An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.