Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.
I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
The average vice-president is a form of executive fungus that attaches itself to a desk. On a boat this growth would be called a barnacle.
My agent gets 10 percent of everything I get, except the blinding headaches.
My hometown was so dull that one time the tide went out and never came back.
When Jack Benny plays the violin, it sounds as though the strings are still in the cat.