All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.
All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.
Everything is for the eye these days - TV, Life, Look, the movies. Nothing is just for the mind. The next generation will have eyeballs as big as cantaloupes and no brain at all.
If the grass is greener in the other fellow's yard- let him worry about cutting it.
After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.
A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.