Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything.
He writes so well he makes me feel like putting my quill back in my goose.
An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
My agent gets 10 percent of everything I get, except the blinding headaches.
Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs.