My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.
A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.
An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.
I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
To a newspaperman, a human being is an item with skin wrapped around it.