Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips.
A psychiatrists is the next man you start talking to after you start talking to yourself.
The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.
Everywhere outside New York City is Bridgeport, Connecticut.
I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.