What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.

Television is the triumph of machine over people.

It was once rumored that fledgling executives walked around their offices backwards so they wouldn't have to face an issue.

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.

Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you.

The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting my quill back in my goose.