A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.
The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.
On ships they call them barnacles; in business they attach themselves to desks and are called vice presidents.
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
Hollywood is a great place if you're an orange.