My agent gets 10 percent of everything I get, except the blinding headaches.
I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
He was so narrow minded that if he fell on a pin it would blind him in both eyes.
I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.
If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.