He's so small, he's a waste of skin.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people.

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.

We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.

Radio is called a medium because it is rare that anything is well done.

The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.

He has no idea what it was like to grow up in the South, where you had to hold your head down.