He's so small, he's a waste of skin.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people.

The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.

Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you.

The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.