Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you.
He has no idea what it was like to grow up in the South, where you had to hold your head down.
Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great.
My agent gets 10 percent of everything I get, except the blinding headaches.
All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.