He's so small, he's a waste of skin.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting my quill back in my goose.