The world is a grindstone and life is your nose

All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.

There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.

A human being is nothing but a story with skin around it.