All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.
There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes.
Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.
If the grass is greener in the other fellow's yard- let him worry about cutting it.
An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.
Television is the triumph of machine over people.