I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man.
Success is like dealing with your kid or teaching your wife to drive. Sooner or later you'll end up in the police station.
My agent gets 10 percent of everything I get, except the blinding headaches.
Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.
It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips.
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.