He was so narrow minded that if he fell on a pin it would blind him in both eyes.
He's so small, he's a waste of skin.
Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.
The average vice-president is a form of executive fungus that attaches itself to a desk. On a boat this growth would be called a barnacle.
An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.
I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.