He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.
Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.
All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.
I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.