Radio is called a medium because it is rare that anything is well done.
My hometown was so dull that one time the tide went out and never came back.
After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.
What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.
The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
Everything is for the eye these days - TV, Life, Look, the movies. Nothing is just for the mind. The next generation will have eyeballs as big as cantaloupes and no brain at all.