Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

It was once rumored that fledgling executives walked around their offices backwards so they wouldn't have to face an issue.

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

Radio is called a medium because it is rare that anything is well done.

All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.