I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.
My hometown was so dull that one time the tide went out and never came back.
I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.
My agent gets 10 percent of everything I get, except the blinding headaches.
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.
I'm a little hoarse tonight. I've been living in Chicago for the past two months, and you know how it is, yelling for help on the way home every night. Things are so tough in Chicago that at Easter time, for bunnies the little kids use porcupines.