The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.

The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows the average man can see much better than he can think- Ladies' Home JournalI'd rather have two girls at seventeen than one at thirty-four

Television is the triumph of machine over people.

The American arrives in Paris with a few French phrases he has culled from a conversational guide or picked up from a friend who owns a beret.

The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.

I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.