The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.

A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.

The S.S. Sierra was a ten-thousand-ton vessel. Today, lifeboats bigger than the Sierra are found on the Queen Mary and other luxury liners.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.