Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.
The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.
There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes.
If the grass is greener in the other fellow's yard- let him worry about cutting it.
A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.