The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.
Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs.
All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.
He writes so well he makes me feel like putting my quill back in my goose.
He was so narrow minded that if he fell on a pin it would blind him in both eyes.
The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.