Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Television is the triumph of machine over people.
A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.
English coffee tastes like water that has been squeezed out of a wet sleeve.
Radio is called a medium because it is rare that anything is well done.
He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.