Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
English coffee tastes like water that has been squeezed out of a wet sleeve.
She used to be a teacher but she has no class now.
My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.
During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk.
An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.