Three million frogs' legs are served in Paris - daily. Nobody knows what became of the rest of the frogs.
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
Television is a triumph of equipment over people.
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
On ships they call them barnacles; in business they attach themselves to desks and are called vice presidents.