Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.
Three million frogs' legs are served in Paris - daily. Nobody knows what became of the rest of the frogs.
Success is like dealing with your kid or teaching your wife to drive. Sooner or later you'll end up in the police station.
An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.
The average vice-president is a form of executive fungus that attaches itself to a desk. On a boat this growth would be called a barnacle.