A human being is nothing but a story with skin around it.
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.
Hollywood is a great place if you're an orange.
It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.
The average vice-president is a form of executive fungus that attaches itself to a desk. On a boat this growth would be called a barnacle.