Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you.

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.

My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you.

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.

Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.