Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you.

To a newspaperman, a human being is an item with skin wrapped around it.

The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.

He always had a chip on his shoulder that he was ready to use to kindle an argument.

During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk.

Everything is for the eye these days - TV, Life, Look, the movies. Nothing is just for the mind. The next generation will have eyeballs as big as cantaloupes and no brain at all.

An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.