During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk.

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.

A psychiatrists is the next man you start talking to after you start talking to yourself.

It was once rumored that fledgling executives walked around their offices backwards so they wouldn't have to face an issue.

To a newspaperman, a human being is an item with skin wrapped around it.

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.

I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.