On ships they call them barnacles; in business they attach themselves to desks and are called vice presidents.
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
When Jack Benny plays the violin, it sounds as though the strings are still in the cat.
There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes.
I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.