A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.
An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.
He's so small, he's a waste of skin.
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
On ships they call them barnacles; in business they attach themselves to desks and are called vice presidents.
I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.