A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

If the grass is greener in the other fellow's yard- let him worry about cutting it.

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.

A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.