A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.

The S.S. Sierra was a ten-thousand-ton vessel. Today, lifeboats bigger than the Sierra are found on the Queen Mary and other luxury liners.

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs.

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.

The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.

A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.

A human being is nothing but a story with skin around it.