A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.

Everything is for the eye these days - TV, Life, Look, the movies. Nothing is just for the mind. The next generation will have eyeballs as big as cantaloupes and no brain at all.

After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.

An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.

The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.

I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.