A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.
A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.
Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.
When Jack Benny plays the violin, it sounds as though the strings are still in the cat.