Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great.

I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.

Radio is called a medium because it is rare that anything is well done.

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs.

The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.