A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
He always had a chip on his shoulder that he was ready to use to kindle an argument.
An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.
I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.