My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
Hollywood is a great place if you're an orange.
It was once rumored that fledgling executives walked around their offices backwards so they wouldn't have to face an issue.
All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.