I was just working in the shop and all of a sudden something just triggered in me, and I started shaking. And then I walked back into the house and my wife asked, 'What's the matter?' And I said, 'I don't feel good.' And tears, uncontrollable tears, was coming out of my eyes and she says, 'What's the matter?' And I told her. I said, 'I just thought about that execution that I did two days ago, and everybody else's that I was involved in.' And what it was, something triggered within, and it just, everybody - all of these executions all sprung forward.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people.

My agent gets 10 percent of everything I get, except the blinding headaches.

A psychiatrists is the next man you start talking to after you start talking to yourself.

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

Success is like dealing with your kid or teaching your wife to drive. Sooner or later you'll end up in the police station.