A molehill man is a pseudo-busy executive who comes to work at 9 AM and finds a molehill on his desk. He has until 5 PM to make this molehill into a mountain. An accomplished molehill man will often have his mountain finished before lunch.

A human being is nothing but a story with skin around it.

I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people.

If the grass is greener in the other fellow's yard- let him worry about cutting it.

He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.