A molehill man is a pseudo-busy executive who comes to work at 9 AM and finds a molehill on his desk. He has until 5 PM to make this molehill into a mountain. An accomplished molehill man will often have his mountain finished before lunch.

An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.

He always had a chip on his shoulder that he was ready to use to kindle an argument.

My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.

If criticism had any power to harm, the skunk would be extinct by now.