Hush, little bright line, don’t you cry You’ll be a cliché by and by.
The average vice-president is a form of executive fungus that attaches itself to a desk. On a boat this growth would be called a barnacle.
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.
I'm a little hoarse tonight. I've been living in Chicago for the past two months, and you know how it is, yelling for help on the way home every night. Things are so tough in Chicago that at Easter time, for bunnies the little kids use porcupines.