A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
To a newspaperman, a human being is an item with skin wrapped around it.
After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.
The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.
The S.S. Sierra was a ten-thousand-ton vessel. Today, lifeboats bigger than the Sierra are found on the Queen Mary and other luxury liners.